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#10930

28

Oct. 6, 2022, 1:27 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Age is just a number. Class: ??? Sus...

#10929

210

Oct. 6, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Cooper:*passing ball to Mr. Schafer**misses* Mr. Schafer: “COOPER! YOU DENTED MY BOARD!”

#10928

1414

Oct. 6, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?

#10927

1111

Oct. 6, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Colby: I’m a one-issue voter, and that issue is execution.

#10924

1026

Oct. 6, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Discussing blairbash Student 1: I bet blairbash submissions aren't actually real. // Student 2 jumps out of window, does a backflip, and lands on Ms. Johnson's car.

// mod note: for some reason I don't think this acc happened, hence the "Quotes on Blairbash.org have no implicit or explicit claim of validity; all quotes are unverified."

blairbash, johnson, meta

#10923

66

Oct. 6, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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// Random argument where Milan is advocating for making work optional Milan: But in the long term, we can make humans extraneous!

#10922

55

Oct. 6, 2022, 7:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Help Burnell I’m stuck! Jerry Song: In traffic!

Burnell is always late because of “traffic”

jerry, burnell

#10921

1010

Oct. 6, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.

//mod note: Hammond and Ostrander's first names are both Peter

hammond, ostrander

#10920

2020

Oct. 4, 2022, 10:30 p.m.

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//Street talking about retirement Street: My kids once told me I could make $50 every nine years off my yt channel! Great retirement plan!

#10919

810

Oct. 4, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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//pd9 fot Katie: It's like how in video games things go from perfectly fine to completely broken instantly Ace: That's me