#10844

55

Sept. 20, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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Burnell: Peppered into all of that stuff is the Renaissance and the Black Death. Burnell: Yayyyyyy!

#10843

210

Sept. 19, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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// Andy was bouncing off the walls in pchem O'Donovan: Andy, what did you have for breakfast?

#10842

99

Sept. 19, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: I asked some students to figure out why [a method of deriving the equation of a plane] works and tell me. Which they did. It was great. Schwartz: They explained it in 3-4 different ways, including one of them who described it with Hilbert's Nullstellensatz. Which is ridiculous. Schwartz: I'm not going to explain it that way, because I don't understand it myself without looking up the details of the Nullstellensatz.

#10841

66

Sept. 19, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: So now we have, fool's gold, gold, and hkeelhaul!

#10840

1313

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, september 19 "It be the Day of Talkin' Like a Pirate!" "The best years be the years when Back to School Night be fallin' on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and your parents'll be much amused by the talkin' o' yer cap'n." "I don't know why Shakespeare gets into my Pirate." "Which we recognise as a symbol on our map! Whether it be MA or T(A), it point to the same treasure!" "I see some disagreement! I see some mutiny among the crew!" "We are pirates, and we care not about upstanding, positive values of k! For if k lies below the waves, it be breakin' our rules." "But I recall, from my youth, as a mere cabin-boy, that this y = mx + b, adding a constant, be a linear function!" "And here we see the true grain of the wood beneath us, and not the grime which covers it!" "As I aim the cannons everywhere I can aim them, I can hit every part of the ship we be aimin' to hit. Nothing is out of the range of my cannons." "You will find [your homework] in a folder the color of the sky and sea in the aft of the ship!" "Any questions about the running and management of the vessel?" "What kind of pirates ye be, taking on extra work ye ought not to do?" "That be work for landlubbers, not for honest pirates like you!" "One could be drawing the timbers that form the hull of our vessel!" "We see that z could be above the waves or down in the depths with Davy Jones!" "This is really an exercise in not talking myself in a corner."

#10839

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Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!

#10838

2222

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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Lodal: "You can do it! You can get better at the internet, make it load faster! If you just bang on the screen..."

#10837

37

Sept. 19, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Goofy ahhh statistics.

#10836

2022

Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

#10835

99

Sept. 19, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Stein: Write the name of the person who named you. Jerry Song: How am I supposed to know? I was born on the same day that I was named.