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#10754

44

Sept. 2, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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// Announcement made on PA, addressed to 7th period teachers Schwartz(in a singsong voice): I don’t have a 7th. Schwartz: Hahaha success!

#10753

55

Sept. 2, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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Schwartz: At time t = 3/2, we have destroyed the earth! Schwartz: Hooray!

#10752

57

Sept. 1, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Technically, on evenings or weekends, I need parent permission [to talk to a student over Zoom] -- Schwartz: but there's no way your parents are going to say "no" to you talking to your maths teacher to get help with your maths class.

#10751

1515

Sept. 1, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Diego: I wish you could keep losing teeth your whole life. Pulling out teeth is so much fun!

#10750

1717

Sept. 1, 2022, 12:42 p.m.

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Dr. Delaney: There is emotional damage associated with this story. Just letting you know.

#10749

88

Sept. 1, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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Mrs. O'Donovan: Mercury is determined to be dangerous in developed countries, but luckily not in developing countries, so we can still play with it outside of school... or I can have it in school if I don't tell anyone.

#10748

66

Sept. 1, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

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//P2 Spanish 4 with Martinez. Doing a "Would you rather" activity, talking about comedy vs. horror movies. Martinez: "Quien prefieres ver una pelicula de terror?" *various hand raises around the classroom* Martinez: "Mi vida es una pelicula de terror."

//translation: "who would rather watch a horror movie?" "my life is a horror movie"

martinez, spanish

#10747

1010

Aug. 31, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Delaney: I am an onion cutting god!

#10746

46

Aug. 31, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Pratyusha: School shouldn't exist. We should all just be working.

#10745

1212

Aug. 31, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Delaney: We’ve got 12 people who are interested in drugs.