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Oct. 8, 2015, 9:15 p.m.

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Street: You guys have it easy. In my day, we had to walk through five feet of snow, with no shoes! We didn't even have feet! We had to crawl on our stumps.

#5572

3842

Oct. 8, 2015, 9:14 p.m.

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// Block B Freshman Physics // Someone has just been discovered to have voted twice on a question. Schafer: No, you can't do that! It's like when I ask Matthew 'Do you want to ride your Big Wheel or take a bath?' and he says 'First ride Big Wheel; then take bath.' But that's impossible! There's 15 minutes! Carl: Just put the Big Wheel in the bathtub! // silence Schafer: Carl, you're either going to be the best dad ever, or the worst.

#5571

33

Oct. 8, 2015, 7 p.m.

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Street: When I say something funny, you are not allowed to crack jokes! I am the show; you are the audience. If the audience starts cracking jokes... ... Street: But if I start singing, you are absolutely welcome to sing along.

#5570

1113

Oct. 8, 2015, 6:45 p.m.

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// Block D R&E // Mr. Street is talking about gifted people in the magnet, specifically Kristi Ng Street: There's nothing but gifted people in the Ng family. There's Mr. Ng, Mrs. Ng, and Ms. Ng... Kristi: Actually she's Mrs. Lo because she didn't want to be an Ng Street: Then I guess she's miss-ng

#5569

22

Oct. 7, 2015, 9:57 p.m.

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//Talking about strings having difficulties playing single eighth notes Piper: What, you like it better when they are hooked up and get all friendly with each other?

#5568

614

Oct. 6, 2015, 5:15 p.m.

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(In 8th period Precalculus) Grace, Sally, and Dana discussing RM homecoming Dana: why do they call it homecoming anyways? Sally: I come home every day!!! Grace: Maybe it's like homecoming...for school...? Like coming back to school? Sally: But I don't live here... Grace: Well home is where the heart is? Sally: That's not true!!!! My heart is in my chest!!!!!

#5567

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Oct. 6, 2015, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: Did you just correct her grammar? That's not how you make friends, Sambuddha.

#5566

410

Oct. 5, 2015, 10:01 p.m.

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// ESS Pd. 3, learning about mineral properties Lodal: Our next property is really two things: cleavage and fracture. // Class starts giggling Lodal (not amused): Thanks for that, guys.

#5565

6367

Oct. 5, 2015, 9:36 p.m.

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//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that! //She's in a different period, so nobody moves Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita) Class: Do you mean Urjita? Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go! //she gets up and does the integral Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster! //passes it off to Sam Stein: Urjita! Simplify that! //class laughs Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go! //Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe! //hands it off to Alice Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly! //Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y? //This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.

#5564

513

Oct. 2, 2015, 3:53 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about how the set of irrational numbers doesn't have closure with multiplication. Noah Gleason: You could do root 2 times root 2. Giles: Yeah, root 2 times root 2 is 1. -Students Laugh- (Giles realizes his mistake) Giles: Root 2 times root 2 is 2. I know how to math. Sometimes. -At the end of class- Patrick Klees: Hey Mr. Giles, has something like this happened before? Because I was going to put this on Blairbash.