#12934

1111

Jan. 31, 2024, 10 a.m.

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Zoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.

#12932

1010

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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Student 1: Bannister is such a specimen Student 1: I want to put him in a petri dish and study him and see if he grows Student 1: I want to study him Student 2: I wanna see if he absorbs water //later Student 1: If you tell Andy Ying that I said that then I'll tell my counselor that you're a sexual predator

#12931

77

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:49 a.m.

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Bannister: This room is so small! Bannister: I'm so glad i'm thin so I can get around this room!

#12930

88

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding

#12929

68

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:33 a.m.

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Jorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...

#12928

24

Jan. 30, 2024, 8:32 p.m.

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Nobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158243295173030008/1198789114783350884/IMG_2819.png" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>

#12927

1010

Jan. 30, 2024, 7:11 p.m.

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Justin: We should put Hillel, Eric, and Debbie into a dorm together Justin: That way they can't annoy us Yongle: They can go annoy each other

#12926

610

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:40 p.m.

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Andy: Oedipus, the OG motherfucker

#12925

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:11 p.m.

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//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".

#12924

88

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."