#9879

57

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:48 p.m.

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Roberts: It's not a crime if you want it to rhyme. Roberts: Something about a dime. Roberts: We're running out of time.

#9878

44

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:46 p.m.

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Rao: You don't accost people on the street and try to convince them of something. It's probably gonna scare them away.

#9877

1010

Jan. 31, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: Imagine there's an angry mob of skeptics. Like in a giant town hall or a Virginian school board meeting.

#9876

55

Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

#9875

1313

Jan. 31, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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// Analyzing anti-smoking ad Rao: I see an old deformed man, but that's fine because it also fits.

#9874

1010

Jan. 31, 2022, 2:29 p.m.

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// Duval is throwing carrots to students Student: Can we throw it back at you? Duval: No! The reason why I can throw it at you is because you know that it's coming. Duval(To a student): I'm so sorry for that time when I tried to hit Sudhish on purpose, but I hit you with a bottle cap instead.

#9873

55

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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Johnny: can you see that? It's shrinking Andy: it would shrink faster if I put it in my mouth.

#9872

1111

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Duval: I'm older than 30. Duval: But I'll stay in my bubble of ignorance and take that as a compliment, thank you Johnny!

#9871

1010

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Alex: What if I put my phone in? Will it turn blue? Andy: Volunteer your phone to science! Duval: Of course, you can't donate someone else's phone to science. Duval: Unless it's to stop them from playing a game. *everyone turns to look at Michael*

#9870

810

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Ace: Being sad is a prerequisite to being alive.