#5709

911

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:23 p.m.

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// Advisory in Pham's classroom Pham: You all need to get parents to sign paper. It important to administration. Student 1: How should we send it to you? Student 2: Can I send it via fax machine? //Pham can't pronounce an "x" Pham: Why you send it by fuc machine? What dis generation doing? We don't use da fuc machine anymore. //Class laughs while Pham talks.

#5708

57

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:19 p.m.

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// This is in US History. Everyone is on their chromebooks and chatting on Google. Rafi: (in chat) Hey guys, I found a high quality picture of the one we are writing about Everyone: Thanks. //Eli comes on Google Classroom Eli: Guys, I found an even higher resolution picture. //There is a link on the bottom of the post //Everyone clicks on the link. It takes them to the Rick Roll Video on YouTube.

#5707

1315

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:09 p.m.

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//Latin one class, Caitlin has won a trophy in the most recent Certamen, but hasn’t turned it in Johnson: TURN IN THE TROPHY! I BET YOU HAVE IT SITTING ON THE MANTLE AND YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK NEXT TO IT WHILE YOU SAY HAPPILY “I’M A CHAMPION!” //Sebastien sneezes in the corner of the room Johnson: YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS SICK! IF YOU WOULD ONLY TURN IN THAT TROPHY! ANDREW’S SICK, SEBASTIEN’S SICK, SALOMATU’S SICK, EVERYONE’S SICK! HENRY’S GONNA GET SICK! BRITNEY’S SICK! BRITNEY, ARE YOU SICK??? Britney: I’m not sick. JOHNSON: THEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SICK! [continues to yell at Caitlin for the rest of class]

#5706

66

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:08 p.m.

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// Group is working on R&E device Student 1: Yes! We're done! Student 2: WOOHOO! Finally! //Street was helping with their device Street: Yes, yes. You're dumb- Uh, I mean "done."

#5705

3337

Dec. 17, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//In computer lab in 9th grade R&E //Mr. Street is standing behind Nick, but Nick doesn't know Nick: Minitab is idiot proof. Nick: Maybe that's why Mr. Street likes it so much. Nick: I just rekt him! Harris: Nick, turn around.

#5704

33

Dec. 17, 2015, 7:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: I'm not mean. I'm just me.

#5703

1111

Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#5701

46

Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

#5700

15

Dec. 15, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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//Talking about finals, grades, etc. Piper: Mr. Rose got his recommendations in! //Ryan and Laura go into hysterics

#5699

99

Dec. 15, 2015, 5:40 p.m.

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//As Mr. Street walks out of Blair, he finds three students locked outside that want someone to let them in //Mr. Street stands inches from the door, staring at the students for several minutes