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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.
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⚐ ReportMogge: What are we talking about today? Your mama? No, I don't even know your mama. *pauses* Is she married?
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⚐ Report//Talking about jerk (3rd derivative of position) in analysis Rose: So I guess you could take fourth and fifth derivatives of position, but that's not really helpful. Maybe you'd want to know how fast you're..jerking... //class laughs Rose (realizing what he said): Oh, I went there. //more laughs
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⚐ Report//Agam has never taken a Pham class. Akshay: You shouldn't be able to get a magnet diploma unless you've taken a Pham class. Agam: But I like real teachers. Akshay: Then you should go to a real school like Wootton.
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: Tweeting is good. Following me on Twitter is also good. With one exception. Some kid made a fake Twitter account called 'I Like Big Tomatoes' and followed me.
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⚐ Report//In Block B freshman chemistry, talking about anions (anion = a n ion = a negative ion), cations (t = + = positive), and memorizing chemistry facts Pham: I don' want you guy memorize thing. I never memorize! You spend time memorize, you could be thinking about more important thing. Like remembering when you have date! Student: Isn't that really easy? Doesn't, like, everyone remember when they have a date? Pham: No, I don't! Beside, it hard. Like when you have a lot of date and you forget who is when!
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⚐ ReportStudent: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!
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⚐ Report//At Aaron's house Ben: Did you ask for a recommendation from Rose? Antares: Yeah. Ben: How far did it go? Antares: Yeah.
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⚐ Report//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye