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#5400

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Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.

#5398

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Feb. 21, 2015, 12:24 p.m.

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Mogge: What are we talking about today? Your mama? No, I don't even know your mama. *pauses* Is she married?

#5397

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Feb. 20, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Talking about jerk (3rd derivative of position) in analysis Rose: So I guess you could take fourth and fifth derivatives of position, but that's not really helpful. Maybe you'd want to know how fast you're..jerking... //class laughs Rose (realizing what he said): Oh, I went there. //more laughs

#5396

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Feb. 20, 2015, 11:46 a.m.

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//Agam has never taken a Pham class. Akshay: You shouldn't be able to get a magnet diploma unless you've taken a Pham class. Agam: But I like real teachers. Akshay: Then you should go to a real school like Wootton.

#5393

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Feb. 17, 2015, 1:29 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Tweeting is good. Following me on Twitter is also good. With one exception. Some kid made a fake Twitter account called 'I Like Big Tomatoes' and followed me.

One stat problem that enrages him is about genetically modifying tomatoes for size because people throw away small tomatoes. "Taste is what matters."

stat, stein, applied_stat, twitter

#5392

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Feb. 17, 2015, 1:23 p.m.

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Mrs. Ravilious: I am the dream killer; I kill all your dreams.

#5391

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Feb. 14, 2015, 11:18 p.m.

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//In Block B freshman chemistry, talking about anions (anion = a n ion = a negative ion), cations (t = + = positive), and memorizing chemistry facts Pham: I don' want you guy memorize thing. I never memorize! You spend time memorize, you could be thinking about more important thing. Like remembering when you have date! Student: Isn't that really easy? Doesn't, like, everyone remember when they have a date? Pham: No, I don't! Beside, it hard. Like when you have a lot of date and you forget who is when!

#5390

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Feb. 14, 2015, 8:38 p.m.

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Student: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!

#5389

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Feb. 14, 2015, 8:06 p.m.

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//At Aaron's house Ben: Did you ask for a recommendation from Rose? Antares: Yeah. Ben: How far did it go? Antares: Yeah.

#5388

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Feb. 13, 2015, 4:44 p.m.

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//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye