#4740

1111

Feb. 3, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

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//Discussing character flaws in The Great Gatsby Horne: Everyone, raise your hand if you're perfect. //Horne raises his hand, nobody else does Horne: See, look at that. In this entire room, only one of us is perfect.

#4734

68

Feb. 3, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

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Duval: Is that your Abercrombie bag back there, Gaby? Gaby: That's not mine. But I took a picture of it.

#4733

911

Feb. 3, 2014, 4:48 a.m.

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//Pham-written Thermo worksheet "How land breeze and sea breeze are produce?"

#4732

2525

Jan. 31, 2014, 5:25 p.m.

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Klein: As you get older, time seems to speed up. Either that or I'm going crazy. Seriously, I feel like my wife just got pregnant last night. //Time passes Klein: The Butler had a cocaine habit...but I'm not sure if there is enough evidence to justify that. //A bit later Klein: There are plenty of other 12 year-olds in the sea, so why pick your cousin? //:ater Klein: "GET 'EM; FRY 'EM UP; KILL EM!"

#4730

44

Jan. 28, 2014, 4:47 p.m.

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Thurman: The grades were all over a little bit, kind of like a bell-- more like a flat curve.

#4720

-22

Jan. 23, 2014, 1:42 p.m.

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Swaney: I told the Mexicans they'd have to crank this one out.

#4714

2224

Jan. 21, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

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//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?

#4713

33

Jan. 20, 2014, 8 p.m.

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Lodal: Are we okay with the fact that it is just night--all day long? Aleksandra: No, no we are not.

#4711

1214

Jan. 12, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose calls Michael Chen the wrong name Rose: I've been teaching here for a while now, so I've seen pretty much every combination of typical '80s first names and Asian last names. Like, your parents need to be more creative. Good job there, Sambuddha.

#4708

99

Jan. 11, 2014, 1:51 a.m.

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//Pham posts list of review topics on the board Pham: Does anybody have any questions? Student: What is the Clausius-Clapeyron equation? Pham: You don't know? You go look it up! In fact, you don't know it, you don't know anything! What you been doing all semester?! You get out of my class!