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⚐ Report//On the bus on 'ugly sweater' day Naeem: So this morning I tried on my sister's sweater but it was tight around the waist and the shoulders and baggy at the arms; how do you girls wear such a thing? Soctia: You're just not busty. Naeem: Did you just call me buff?
#4364
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⚐ Report// Billy Leete, in PoE 8th period, was discussing cars Billy: Cars are safe! They are like giant elephant, rhinoceros, things made of metal and airbags. And they are like buffalo, because they travel in herds!
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⚐ ReportBilly: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.
#4362
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⚐ ReportAlan: Afghanistan is like a Java program that won't compile. Avikar: And anybody who tries to debug it dies.
#4361
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Mayo, we have a problem. Mayo: Life is full of problems. Get used to it!
#4359
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⚐ Report//Talking about the resonance structures of benzene molecules Eva: But benzene is a commie molecule - the electrons are shared equally between all the carbons.
#4358
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⚐ Report//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!
#4357
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⚐ Report//Cathy is helping debug Sarah's program in ADSB Cathy: I think your problem is that the condition for one of your if statements is flipped. Sarah: Oh I know! I probably flipped one of those equal sign thingies!
#4356
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⚐ Report//Students are complaining about work Lodal: The more you complain, the more I am going to make you write it out. Student: You are such a great teacher Mr. Lodal. Lodal. I know!
#4355
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⚐ ReportLevien: If I wasn't in a good mood coming out of my 6th period most days, some of you guys would not make it out of here... //Class laughs Student: That's funny because we are being threatened.