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#4244

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Oct. 10, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

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//During XC meet, Student 1 approaches a group of runners Student 2: ...especially the stereotypes with porn, and stuff. Student 1: What? Student 3: Here, let me provide some context to make it sound less bad: we were talking about Japanese school girls.

#4243

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Oct. 10, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

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//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.

#4241

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Oct. 9, 2012, 5:26 p.m.

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//Giles is subbing for Duval Giles: Before we start the movie, I just want to make fun of the fact that M-E misspelled her name on the homework from today.

#4239

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Oct. 8, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

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//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.

#4238

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Oct. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

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Pham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."

#4237

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Oct. 8, 2012, 5:57 p.m.

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//In Mathphys, discussing pendula and bobs. Viju: Oh, so its like the plumb bobs we used in R&E. Mr. Schafer: Yeah, but plumb bobs have points. We aren't using plumb bobs. //Viju pokes Bob in the gut Viju: How about a plump Bob?

#4236

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Oct. 8, 2012, 5:39 p.m.

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M-E: Wait, but Asians didn't exist back then //Brian Ko facepalms.

talking about the Constitutional Convention

m-e, brian

#4230

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Oct. 4, 2012, 8:53 p.m.

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//Discussing pokemon. Schafer: No, Squirtle's the best!! 'Cause at first he's like, kinda cute, and kind of unassuming, and you're like, "Ohhh, it's just a turtle!", and then he's like BOOM TIDAL WAVE.

#4227

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Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

When Phineas is asked if he is a little young to do something, he always responds with 'Yes. yes I am."

eric, mike

#4225

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Oct. 2, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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Teacher: (talking about economics) See what the Republicans don't understand, because by definition they are stupid...