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⚐ Report//During XC meet, Student 1 approaches a group of runners Student 2: ...especially the stereotypes with porn, and stuff. Student 1: What? Student 3: Here, let me provide some context to make it sound less bad: we were talking about Japanese school girls.
#4243
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⚐ Report//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.
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⚐ Report//Giles is subbing for Duval Giles: Before we start the movie, I just want to make fun of the fact that M-E misspelled her name on the homework from today.
#4239
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⚐ Report//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.
#4238
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⚐ ReportPham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."
#4237
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⚐ Report//In Mathphys, discussing pendula and bobs. Viju: Oh, so its like the plumb bobs we used in R&E. Mr. Schafer: Yeah, but plumb bobs have points. We aren't using plumb bobs. //Viju pokes Bob in the gut Viju: How about a plump Bob?
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⚐ Report//Discussing pokemon. Schafer: No, Squirtle's the best!! 'Cause at first he's like, kinda cute, and kind of unassuming, and you're like, "Ohhh, it's just a turtle!", and then he's like BOOM TIDAL WAVE.
#4225
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⚐ ReportTeacher: (talking about economics) See what the Republicans don't understand, because by definition they are stupid...