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⚐ Report//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods
#4189
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⚐ Report//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die. M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...
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⚐ Report//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?
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⚐ Report//Ms. Edwards comes into Mr. Horne's AP Lang class, and sees some of her former students Ms. Edwards: (to Neil Dalal) Wow, you have even more of a baby face now than in 9th grade!
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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⚐ Report//Discussing roller coasters Hinkle: And then there are those, where, when you get off, you're just like, "I think I'm dead..."
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?
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⚐ Report//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.