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#4033

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March 13, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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Stein: The idea is to have fun, but the other idea is to win.

#4032

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Teacher: Do I even know what I'm talking about? Class: NO

#4031

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So say John doesn't know whether iguanas have sex standing up or lying down.

Explaining the Possible Worlds Theory of Semantics, with what is clearly the best possible example.

sex, semantics, iguanas, rose

#4030

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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James: If they called it "Ancient Structures that May Not Have Been Made by Aliens," who would watch it??

#4029

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March 13, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...

hannah he has friends??? jk i love her also hahahaha ARML

he, hannah

#4028

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March 13, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//Changing topics from the talking about Grapes of Wrath to grammar Klein: And now, to take a bit of a left turn... Or, if you're Nadia, a right turn.

#4027

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March 11, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"

#4026

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March 9, 2012, 6:12 p.m.

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//Discussing Chem R&E subtopics Angela: Jamey, you get to do gravimetric analysis and potential. Jamey: I don't know what potential is!

#4025

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March 9, 2012, 5:21 p.m.

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//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.

#4024

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March 8, 2012, 8:33 p.m.

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Mr. Fontroy: No. No. Because-no.