#3863

1414

Dec. 21, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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//Sophomore Secret Santa Hannah He: Hey look! My secret santa person thingy got me coffee! Surabi: Wow, they know you so well. Hannah He: Oh my god! I'm so excited! Coffee coffee coffee... Surabi: That person made a very bad choice.

#3862

55

Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.

#3861

1313

Dec. 21, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem, Mr. Pham showed us a practice AP Chem Test Tatyanna Gubin: Oh my god! Mr. Pham, why can't you give us these instead of your tests? Pham: No, they too easy. TaGubin: But these are like logical! Pham: No. They need to be illogical. Make you think.

#3860

1010

Dec. 20, 2011, 2:28 p.m.

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//Talking about North Korea Mr. Moose: There is a small percentage of North Koreans with cell phones,cameras, and internet access, and they are the only crack of light for a tightly-locked regimented country. Student: OCCUPY NORTH KOREA!

#3858

311

Dec. 18, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Swaney Predictions: -Next Generation: Libertarians -Michelle Obama will be used to energize young voters -The EU will become more like the US government (federalize) -Republicans will get super-delegates -Cain will drop out <this has happened> -Ron Paul will win Iowa: temporary small boost -No nomination for Gingrinch -Lukewarm Romney nomination -Obama wins, unless economy worsens significantly -Nigeria will continue to democratize -Citizens United v. FEC : overturned within 10 years Swaney Predictions as of December 16, 2011

#3856

1414

Dec. 18, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//On Klein's blog; document lists "KLEIN!" in some places Student: What does "KLEIN!" mean? Klein: It is Dutch for handsome and god-like in appearance.

#3855

3840

Dec. 17, 2011, 4:41 p.m.

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//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.

#3854

814

Dec. 16, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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Mango: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the soup? Class: Because he ate it before it was cool!

#3853

22

Dec. 16, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Teacher: (to Jamie) It's just about you, Judy.

#3851

1111

Dec. 14, 2011, 7 p.m.

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O'Connor: There are people who make deathbed decisions that they later regret.