#3838

1313

Dec. 7, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Mufasa: I wanted to join philosophy club, but there were never any meetings. Thomas: We just think about them in the abstract.

#3837

2426

Dec. 7, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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Katelyn: Mr. Pham, do you think I should get a guinea pig. They're really cute but my parents don't want me to get one. Can you write them a letter? Pham: Yeah, you should get guinea pig. They delicious.

#3836

6177

Dec. 6, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//During Physics Team, Viju holds up a magnet Viju: Everyone, what is this? Class: A magnet. //Viju holds up a different kind of magnet Viju: What is this? Class: A magnet. Hakan: We're all magnets! Viju: Yeah, but you aren't attractive.

#3835

-17

Dec. 6, 2011, 4:38 p.m.

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Student: SULFUR! Y U NO OBEY OCTET RULE?!?

#3834

26

Dec. 5, 2011, 7:26 p.m.

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Rose: Good, I love when I have nothing to do.

#3833

121

Dec. 5, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.

#3832

1111

Dec. 5, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Rose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.

#3829

79

Dec. 3, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Maliasa goes up to Mr. Englemann's desk to give him his homework Maliasa: Hey, do you happen to have a cough drop? Englemann: I had one, but I gave it to my wife last night. Maliasa: Really, dude? You choose your wife over me?

#3827

1111

Dec. 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Lodal: It's OK to be a hypocritical as long as you accept it and don't deny it.

#3825

88

Dec. 1, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?