Search Quotes
#3555
1717
⚐ Report//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.
#3554
-15
⚐ Report//During Infoflow Stein: Hey, Victor! Fashion club! Alex B: Fashion club? I should join that...
#3553
66
⚐ ReportBart: And later in the year, we will cook bacon in many interesting ways. Jeremy: Mmmmmmm...bacon... Thomas: Aren't you Jewish?
#3552
1010
⚐ ReportBosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?
#3551
66
⚐ Report//Afternoon anouncements come on, and many people are talking. After the announcements: Thornton: Students, you should know this by now. You don't talk while the teacher is talking, and you don't talk while the announcements are on-- //A last-minute announcement comes on Thornton: TURN OFF THE STUPID PA!
#3550
55
⚐ ReportSchafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.
#3549
111
⚐ ReportClay: You know what it's called when you just start writing without doing a prewrite first? It's called vomiting onto the page.
#3546
1313
⚐ ReportDevin: Hey, Jeremy, do you like zombie books? Jeremy: No, I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Devin: But it's not fiction! It's future history!