#3533

3640

Sept. 9, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//During 3D Graphics with Fowler Intercom: Hello? //Fowler is shuffling papers Intercom: Hello? Student: Yes? //Fowler continues to shuffle papers Intercom: Do you have ...Philip...Sequoia?[sic] in class? Other student: Yes. Intercom: Can you send him down to the main office? //Fowler stares in shock at speakers Other student: Okay! //Philip leaves room Other student: You're supposed to respond to the intercom. Fowler: They...can hear us? Other student: Yeah, there's a button to call the main office over there. Fowler: That's creepy...so they're like, watching us all the time? It's like Nazis...or something...?

#3532

115121

Sept. 9, 2011, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Statistically speaking, the average human has one Fallopian tube. //Pham pops in out of nowhere Pham: What you saying about Fallopian tube?

#3530

111

Sept. 8, 2011, 9:02 p.m.

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Lodol: You cannot see Uranus with the naked eye

#3529

35

Sept. 8, 2011, 6:35 p.m.

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Rose: We're gonna transform the crap out of this little checkmark function.

#3528

1111

Sept. 8, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

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Stein: Why is everyone staring at me? Class: Because you're the teacher...

#3527

13

Sept. 8, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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Stein: Victor, when did you take Algebra I? Victor: Sixth grade. Stein: Alright, so when you were taking Algebra I in pre-school...

#3526

8591

Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#3525

1010

Sept. 8, 2011, 2:56 p.m.

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Stein: I used to have this "Thinker Doll" made of porcelain. One day, in a parent-teacher-student conference, the kid got so mad, he started yelling, "I hate you and the Thinker Doll!" Then, he smashed it on the ground. And I was like, NOOOOOOO! That was the end of Thinker Doll. Class: What's the kid's name? Stein: I dunno. Class: Where's he now? Stein: Probably in prison.

#3522

13

Sept. 7, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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Pham: You not in United States of America--you don't have to pay taxes

#3521

3436

Sept. 6, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

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//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.