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⚐ Report// We were writing qualities a good gym teacher should have Charles: You guys want me to be God or something.
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⚐ ReportGus(struggling to read what he wrote): Oh that's what it says. I can't read my own handwriting. Jacobs: Will I be able to read it then?
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⚐ Report// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo
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⚐ ReportRose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."
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⚐ ReportEthan: I have hydrophobic ears but a homophobic heart. Ethan: I’m not sexist I just hate women.
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⚐ ReportMr Jimenez: what are you excited for this year? AP Psych Student: the ap psych exam