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#7931

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Feb. 8, 2019, 12:07 p.m.

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//Peter listing his classes Peter: ...micro, PTSD... Telon: PTSD? Peter: Pham Tran Software Design

#7930

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Feb. 8, 2019, 9:58 a.m.

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//aoa Gonzalez: Who here has Spanish after this class and has a quiz? *a third of the class raises their hands* Gonzalez: Would it help if I gave the lecture in Spanish? //later Gonzalez: I had all this vocabulary because my parents would always yell at me in Spanish. That's why I'm very good at angry Spanish.

"Yeah, try asking for the bathroom angrily in Spanish" "EL BANO"

aoa, gonzalez

#7928

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Feb. 8, 2019, 2:12 a.m.

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//Period 9 Multivar Schwartz: There's this soy bean drink neatly wrapped in a plastic bag that's been sitting here for a day now. I've heard someone call it a "Berkowitz Grenade".

Jonathan Berkowitz is allergic to many things, but ironically not soybeans

schwartz

#7927

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Feb. 7, 2019, 8:54 p.m.

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//Adv Geo Rose: Okay, okay, I couldn't figure out this problem on the homework. I spent like hours on it. But I think I can do it now. Haydn: So basically you just extend... Steven *while Haydn speaks*: Wait wait wait, let him finish, he can figure it out. Reynald: Steven has become Mr. Rose, and Haydn has become Steven, and Mr. Rose is now the student

#7926

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Feb. 7, 2019, 12:38 p.m.

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Cirincione: I mean, it's sex! It's interesting!

#7922

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Feb. 6, 2019, 10:26 p.m.

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// pd 9 SRP, with absolutely no context Bosse: The Japanese are coming!

turns out Japanese students are coming to Blair tomorrow.

bosse

#7921

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Feb. 6, 2019, 9:25 a.m.

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//report cards in homeroom Student: I'm sorry, I'm not Asian... I'm C-sian.

#7919

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Feb. 5, 2019, 2:28 p.m.

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Ms. HC: Guys, just don't cheat, okay? Tad: I hate myself. Ms HC: THAT WAS NOT THE GOAL!!!

#7916

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

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Sloe: Connor reminds me of Erik Lodal. Connor: *expression of confusion on hearing his name mentioned* Sloe: See? Look at that micro-expression!

#7913

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?