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⚐ ReportAndrew Zhao: I haven't been blairbashed in a week Andrew: that's a new record, thanks Eric. Andrew: ERIC STOP BLAIRBASHING ME
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⚐ Report//Story about his grandfather Delaney: My grandfather accidentally cut the tendons in his hand with a chainsaw. Delaney: And my grandma obviously got really mad, saying something like “This really is one of the dumbest things you’ve done.” Delaney: She also told him to go to physical therapy. Delaney: He did, and I don’t see why he was so opposed to it. Going to PT for 6 weeks and getting to talk to all the pretty young ladies.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: When you get older, your hair gets thinner and grayer. Delaney: My hair hasn’t gotten thinner yet.
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⚐ ReportCharles: Name something that is commonly used as a performance enhancer. Andy: Viagra! // Later Charles: Now the FDA doesn’t really care to run trials to determine the safety of something. Charles: Unless it’s like viagra because people’s things start to fall off and it’s happening to a lot of people.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My old lady dream is to be the one on the beach with a metal detector looking for treasure.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I can tell the difference between a content purr from my cats and a “I’m gonna murder you in your sleep, woman” purr.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: If you need someone to explain the book to you because you didn’t read it, it’s like catching someone’s vomit in your mouth hoping to get some nutrients.