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⚐ ReportGlenn: So the first thing you have to do is open their wings up enough to impale them from the back. Glenn: You have the spread them, and I'm going to teach you how to spread them.
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⚐ ReportZiyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns
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⚐ ReportEthan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure
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⚐ Report//Wallops trip intertidal //A male and female crab were caught in a sieve box Veena: we should make them have sex! Everyone else: wtf Veena: what!? It’s mating season!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz, at Wallops: Mr. Ostrander was BASHFUL yesterday. William Roe: That means he supports BlairBash.