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#10351

88

March 25, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Grace Ma: Maybe I'm just a degenerate Chinese person, but I like the intestines.

#10350

511

March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum, andy

#10349

1010

March 25, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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// In reference to 10301 Jerry Song: Piper Taliff Smith Disorder.

Taliff and Smith were cs teachers at takoma, there's this weird curse for co'24 where every time we have a cs teacher, they retire/quit/leave //mod note: it might actually also be a takoma cs thing, holmes did that to '22 as well

cs, piper, smith, jerry, taliff

#10348

-37

March 25, 2022, 9:09 a.m.

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// Spanish assignment Victor: What are morals? Victor: What is integrity?

#10347

99

March 24, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Roberts: Now, if we go back and look at my poo -- this is gonna sound really weird -- it's really thick.

no context needed //mod note: cross stitch patterns

poop, roberts

#10346

713

March 24, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//Jerry Song presented his L'Hôpital project Schwartz: Any questions? //no one raises hand Schwartz: Someone make up a question. Jerry: Andy, you probably have a question. Andy: Did I ask? Jerry: No, you didn't ask.

#10345

-26

March 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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//Jacen presents an excerpt of his L'Hôpital project story Schwartz: Any questions? Stephen: Why? Jacen: Amogus.

#10344

88

March 24, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: Adults aren't magic. We don't know what we're doing either; we just know how to wing it better.

#10343

1414

March 24, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!

#10342

77

March 24, 2022, 12:27 p.m.

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// Wellness activity, hypotheticals Andy: He is 35, a successful architect, relatively attractive- Jackie: -OOOOH!