#9874

1010

Jan. 31, 2022, 2:29 p.m.

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// Duval is throwing carrots to students Student: Can we throw it back at you? Duval: No! The reason why I can throw it at you is because you know that it's coming. Duval(To a student): I'm so sorry for that time when I tried to hit Sudhish on purpose, but I hit you with a bottle cap instead.

#9873

55

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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Johnny: can you see that? It's shrinking Andy: it would shrink faster if I put it in my mouth.

#9872

1111

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Duval: I'm older than 30. Duval: But I'll stay in my bubble of ignorance and take that as a compliment, thank you Johnny!

#9871

1010

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Alex: What if I put my phone in? Will it turn blue? Andy: Volunteer your phone to science! Duval: Of course, you can't donate someone else's phone to science. Duval: Unless it's to stop them from playing a game. *everyone turns to look at Michael*

#9870

810

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Ace: Being sad is a prerequisite to being alive.

#9869

46

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Duval: There is this place called "my bubble of ignorance" and I like to live in it. Duval: Because if I know about something, I have to do something. // Later, Duval takes out a flask of liquid with red color Duval: What is this? Student: Urine! Duval: If your urine looks like this, you might want to seek medical help. Now that we've ruled out urine, what else could this be. // Later Duval: Now if we were to put the dialysis tube into this beaker of not urine. // Duval: Now if I put the iodine in, what will turn blue? Jerry Song(under his breath): Your face.

#9868

48

Jan. 31, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.

#9867

99

Jan. 31, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Evan Wang: If you can’t turn you assignments in on time, how do you expect to raise children?

#9866

77

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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Schwartz: So we have this symbol on one side, this symbol on the other side! So we need to swing them on to the same side! Schwartz: We call this...swingy swingy!

#9865

1921

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...