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#9820
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⚐ Reportrose: "the cops have the radar guns man!!!" ... "so they shoot... some little speed pellet at your car..."
#9819
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⚐ Reportrose: "if you find yourself on a deserted island and want to find the area of a circle... wait actually... wait no that's bad i take it back. if you're interested in finding the area of a circle-"
#9817
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⚐ Reportrose: "3 people are bold enough*. that means by the law of shyness, 9 people don't know."
#9816
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⚐ Reportrose: "how do i find the area of a circle? this is very difficult, this is not for children."
#9815
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⚐ Report//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.
#9814
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: It's Torricelli's trumpet. Or Gabriel's horn. Gabriel: It's my horn? Schwartz: Yup. Apparently.
#9811
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⚐ ReportAndy: I busted a bean Andy: I smashed it on the table until it broke *pause* Andy: Now I can snort it
#9810
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: A cell its like a country. Jerry Song: It's got borders, it's got ports. Jerry Song: It's got slave workers... .