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#9563

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Dec. 8, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

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Lodal: This is stupid! You don't put molten rock in a bucket. Nobody does that. That's how you lose your hand.

#9562

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Dec. 8, 2021, 5:25 p.m.

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Lodal: Listen! You get to learn new vocabulary words -- to add them to your repertoire. ... Let me look it up, though, because I don't remember it either.

#9561

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Dec. 8, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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//while drawing a number line with stick figures on it Schwartz: See, there are people at each of these points. Actually, there are infinite people and not just at those points. It's like..... a blob of flesh. Continuous flesh. Schwartz: (pauses) Schwartz: And that is the idea of an integral!

#9560

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Dec. 8, 2021, 3:06 p.m.

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//about to start a proof in discrete Rose: sometimes people complain to me about this class because it's weird how at the start we have so much rigor in all our proofs then as the months go on it gets more and more hand-wavey Rose: this is what we call mathematical maturity

#9559

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Dec. 8, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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// right before the practice SRP presentation Sam: just so you guys know, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep, one for each brain cell, so you already know this presentation's gonna be crap

#9558

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:43 p.m.

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Student 1: So it's cubic, tetragonal, orthorhombic Student 2: Yeah, in terms of chaotic-ness Student 1: Wait no, it's cubic, orthorhombic, tetragonal Student 2: No Student 1: What? Student 1: Yeah, the first one was right! Why didn't you tell me? Student 2: Yeah, it's right Student 1: yeah Student 2: YEAH Student 1: YEAH

#9557

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// playing kahoot, a lot of people are naming themselves some variant of "yo mama" Gibb: Hey, my mom is playing! Hi mom!

#9556

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.

#9555

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:40 a.m.

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// Student nearly failing class Rose: Objectively, you're doing pretty bad, but for not having taken any magnet classes before, you're doing great.

#9554

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:31 a.m.

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Gabaree: I had a kid a few years ago who was very conservative, and he looked up his mom and she'd donated some money to a bunch of liberal campaigns. He spent the rest of the period seething over that.