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#8738

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Nov. 13, 2020, 10:02 a.m.

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// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?

#8737

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Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

During a Precalc A video lesson. A google search yielded this Seventeen article that does, in fact, corroborate Ms. Contreras' statement but maybe also makes her seem a bit insensitive towards the "other" Taylor Swift: https://www.seventeen.com/life/real-girl-stories/interviews/a35973/taylor-swifts-second-cousin-named-taylor-swift-this-is-what-her-life-is-like/

freshmen, contreras, precalc, taylor swift, freshman, kirk

#8736

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.

#8735

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

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//stein's hair is super short Ishaan: Mr Stein, did you get a hair cut? Stein: I got them all cut.

#8734

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: This is where it gets nasty Kirk: But you have to be okay with nasty answers

#8733

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!

#8732

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:07 a.m.

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Kirk: It's like the Amish version of punk

#8731

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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Blake: Come on people, do you like bread? Blake: Warm bread? Right out of the oven? // Later Blake: I like bread -- a little too much.

#8730

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

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Blake: The independent clause lives on its own -- has a car, has a job ...

#8729

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Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.