#8567

3131

March 13, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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//7th comparative government Cirincione: It's not the end of the world. Just the end of civilization.

#8566

2022

March 13, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

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Lidz: discrete math is better than curing cancer.

#8564

4343

March 13, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

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//biochem Bosse: What's in the bag? Lillian: My mom told me to give this to Kaluta to thank him for giving me the opportunity to do exploravision... I thought it was a gift, but I just looked inside and it's a bunch of cleaning wipes. Bosse: You know, cleaning wipes are super valuable right now. Coronavirus is especially bad for older people, too, so Mr Kaluta probably needs them.

#8563

2129

March 12, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

#8562

100104

March 11, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: do you guys think of yourselves as adults? *nobody raises their hands* Rose: This generation is so... When I was your age, I was all like (angry face) 'I don't need you! I'm tall, I know all the math facts, I can go rock climbing..."

#8561

5759

March 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: You know, I tried to get this class designated as a health credit because we talk about our feelings so much.

#8560

3131

March 11, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: Theme of the day: EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE.

#8559

4646

March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Is today March 10? Students: Yeah. Schwartz: Remind me afterwards to call my mother because it's her birthday today. Schwartz: See, I know all the important dates, but I often forget what day it actually is. Schwartz: I won't know it's my birthday until I get a call from my parents and the I'll remember "oh yeah, today's my birthday."

#8558

2329

March 11, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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*Lillian walks in a couple of minutes late to biochem* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

#8557

4040

March 10, 2020, 4:09 p.m.

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// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"