#8442

317

Dec. 31, 2019, 11:46 p.m.

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Gabe WB: Getting born into a Mormon family as a dwarf is like getting dealt a hand with all jokers.

#8440

-519

Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.

#8439

727

Dec. 19, 2019, 8:41 a.m.

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Colin: I just want a piano made of kazoos. Yash: Isn't that just an organ? Colin: Did you just call a pipe organ a kazoo piano?

#8438

2034

Dec. 19, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//AoA, Talking about traversal of Binary Trees Wright: What happens if there are two children? Michio: They fight.

#8437

626

Dec. 19, 2019, 7:51 a.m.

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Sloe: oh there are people scared of me? Cool!

#8436

1135

Dec. 18, 2019, 3:09 p.m.

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Carlos: wait, gonorrhea doesn’t even seem that bad!

#8435

1529

Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about Orgo test Colin: Aaron, stop telling us you got one question wrong, I probably got one question RIGHT.

#8434

-616

Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#8433

3640

Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#8431

3848

Dec. 15, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.