#7663

5155

Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#7662

622

Oct. 19, 2018, 10:53 a.m.

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Ivy: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

#7661

4444

Oct. 18, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

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//2nd pd Sloe sophomore bio //going through a presentation on plants //the last slide has a photo of an elk eating a bush and no caption *Sloe reaches last slide and closes powerpoint without saying anything* Sloe: Oh! *reopens powerpoint* Sloe: What is this animal doing? Class: ... Eating? Sloe: Very good! *closes powerpoint and moves on*

#7659

2323

Oct. 17, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Conner wrote "Xeransis means: this is so sad, Alexa play Despacito."

#7658

1113

Oct. 17, 2018, 8:19 a.m.

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Sloe: My cat's a stoner.

#7657

1820

Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#7656

1719

Oct. 17, 2018, 7:59 a.m.

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Sloe: The genetics class had thousands of babies yesterday!

#7654

2832

Oct. 16, 2018, 11:27 a.m.

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//6th period ADSA with Gonzalez // Monday Gonzalez: Oh, hey! Someone had a birthday over the weekend, right? Who was it? Cheikh: *hesitantly raises hand* Gonzalez: Happy Birthday! C'mon, let's sing happy birthday! *class sings happy birthday while Cheikh holds his head in his hands* Gonzalez: So how old are you now? Cheikh: I was kidding... *everyone laughs*

#7653

1618

Oct. 16, 2018, 8:44 a.m.

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//crystalline structure Lodal: Water is not solid. Water refers to ice, and the only place I would have to specify this is in a room full of magnets who are obsessed with calling each other out for being wrong.

#7652

3436

Oct. 15, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

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Street: I don't need any instructions, I have a hammer!