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610

May 2, 2025, 11:38 a.m.

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//About the definition of an orchestra Olivia: So if it's your orchestra plus me with a kazoo, is that an orchestra? Yunyi: Do you even know how to play the kazoo? Olivia: That's not the point Olivia: So is it an orchestra? Yunyi: Well, you would probably get kicked out Olivia: Okay but what about before I get kicked out Yunyi: Then it would be an orchestra plus one intruder with a kazoo who's about to get kicked out

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1517

April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

#13600

2020

April 24, 2025, 11:07 p.m.

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//Clay writing on the whiteboard Clay: here's a common mistake //Board says "o speak again bright angel" Clay: Do not say "right angle." Clay: I know it is tempting

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1618

April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

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//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#13598

1111

April 7, 2025, 8:51 a.m.

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Arbogast: don’t mate with your siblings!

#13595

1515

April 3, 2025, 11:12 a.m.

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Reanna: Veena Softwareengineer but in Indian Veena: IN WHAT?

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1818

April 2, 2025, 6:06 p.m.

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Gaffney: I know you all played the "I can get a 0 on this test because Grade Melon told me so" game Gaffney: I hate Grade Melon so much

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1012

April 1, 2025, 3:17 p.m.

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Glenn: I don’t like the term Agnatha because it reminds me of that aunt that you don’t want to visit on Christmas.

#13592

66

April 1, 2025, 2:02 p.m.

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Burnell: I can't teach it all, so I won't teach it at all

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1317

March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)