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⚐ Report// fot, demonstrating voltage, kids are struggling to move Mr. Kaluta as part of the demonstration Student: this is what happened during Chernobyl, guys.
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⚐ ReportRao: When I was in college my class had 2 grades. Rao: One was the 10 page research paper about the Soviet Union and the other was an oral exam. Rao: For the oral exam, the professor would have this huge stack of cards and he would shuffle them. You randomly picked 3 terms and had to have a conversation about them. Rao: That class terrified me.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: How would you practice this? Roberts: You wouldn’t! Ohhhh snap! // Later, student asks to go to the bathroom Roberts: When might you finger and airbow? Roberts: While you’re going to the bathroom?
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⚐ Report// Innovation period Sahu: I remember there was this teacher I had, and he fought in Vietnam. Sahu: There was this girl in my class who would always say "mIsTeR sTaLLeNs i nEeD HeLp" Sahu: And one time, she asked for help 5 times in one class. Sahu: And Mr. Stallens said: DON'T YOU SAY MY NAME NO MORE IN CLASS
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⚐ ReportSahu: Just a heads up, 30 minutes left because today's an innovation day. Sahu: Boy are we gonna get innovated!
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⚐ Report// JIF vs GIF debate in ADSB Kyei: That sounds stupid. What other word has the sound "gif" in it? The entire class simultaneously: GIFT Kyei: ... Kyei: Ok, moving on.
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⚐ ReportAndy: KZ, how did your voice get more cancerous since middle school? Kevin Zhang: Too much Overwatch.
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⚐ Report// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.