#7832

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Jan. 3, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

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//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.

#7831

3042

Jan. 3, 2019, 7:48 p.m.

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//learning about continental plates in ess Noam: I JUST REALIZED WHY IT'S CALLED PANGAEA Noam: Pan as in pansexual, but for... //he doesn't finish his sentence because the entire class is staring at him

#7830

2327

Jan. 3, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: So you see this box right here Rose: I call it the happy box. Rose: I've tried to edit the hyperbola page so many times to add that in that I've been blocked

#7829

-15

Jan. 3, 2019, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: That saxophone has like a million knobs on it, and one of them is for volume.

#7828

4040

Jan. 3, 2019, 12:45 p.m.

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// January 2, Math Team meeting: Reynald and Kaz are giving a lecture about their SRP on hats Efe: *Eating a box of french fries* *Schwartz walks over* Schwartz: (points to a sculpture) WHAT’S THAT? Efe: *Turns to look* *Schwartz steals a handful of fries and stuffs them in his mouth*

#7827

3236

Jan. 3, 2019, 9:14 a.m.

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Noam: Jesus, Homer's such a trash writer. None of his language has any deeper meaning. How are we supposed to analyze it. Let's just make stuff up. *Max and Noam look at the passage for a couple minutes* Max: "O Hermes, ever with your golden wand" Max: I'm pretty sure she's referring to something else

#7826

018

Jan. 3, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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Sloe: Can you explain a few things to us? They're all confused. Ostrander: They're tenth graders, they should all be confused --- Sloe: Are we hiring more security guards? Ostrander: No. Ostrander: Why would we need them? Our students are all well behaved...

#7825

4444

Jan. 3, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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Sloe: I want there to be an open lunch so that students can go get Starbucks for me.

#7824

2022

Jan. 2, 2019, 7:34 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: You know, for the longest time I didn't realize that the ball drop was just a stupid thing they did on television. When I was 5, I thought it was like some astronomical ball the size of the moon dropping down on us. On New Year's Eve, my parents were out to a party, which happens like once every 2 years. They hired this babysitter who made me sleep at 8, and I told her to wake me up at midnight to see the ball drop, but she didn't, she probably just left. I was so mad and just cried for an hour because I thought I missed the astronomical ball drop. Anson: Ahhh! He was SWINDLED by the babysitter!

#7823

1426

Jan. 1, 2019, 6:22 p.m.

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//Lena on hangouts Lena: Biophys? how- what is that, physics with living things? Like, i throw this mouse. great. how much force can it withstand before it dies?