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#7820

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Dec. 22, 2018, 4:28 p.m.

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Tad: sugar cookies are the worst of all cookies!!! Lodal: You’re the worst of all cookies.

#7819

1919

Dec. 20, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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//Polistat, looking at an awful gerrymander Noah: According to Stephanopoulos and Mcghee, this is the ideal district. You may not like it, but this is what peak efficiency gap looks like.

#7818

2022

Dec. 19, 2018, 7:11 p.m.

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//8th period Logic //Shiv falling asleep Rose: SHIV WAKE UP WE'RE DOING ORDINALS! //Shiv sits up and pays attention //an hour later, Rose notices Shiv asleep Rose: SHIV WAKE UP! //no reaction

#7817

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Dec. 19, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//SRP Bosse: No, don't wake Luke up.

#7816

1618

Dec. 19, 2018, 1:50 p.m.

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// During ADSA Gonzalez: So Lena how was your chick-fil-a? Lena: ????? Gonzalez: I saw your name on an order while waiting for mine I didn't see you though because you were late

#7815

4446

Dec. 18, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Oxidizing asians reduce society.

#7814

715

Dec. 18, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, this is just a remake of Mean Girls but with cartoon Russian dogs!

#7813

2529

Dec. 18, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//Albert is about to perform a duet in band Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.

#7812

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Dec. 18, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

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//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!

#7811

1117

Dec. 15, 2018, 10:48 a.m.

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// Functions Period 1: Schwartz is using his modular arithmetic method to pick students to ask questions to Schwartz: Pick two numbers between 1 and 5! Student: Seven! Student 2: Thirty-five! Schwartz: Seven and thirty-five... Schwartz: GOOD JOB, functions...