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⚐ Report//AI, Ms. Burton is subbing, Mr. Pham walks past the doorway, Alex notices him, discussion //Mr. Pham entereth with a pole Alex: Is that the pole with... Mr. Pham: Ya dis the atmosphere pole. //Alex gestures things and says things I don't remember Mr. Pham: What, you wan me to throw it at you? Ms. Burton: Well why not? Mr. Pham: I can't do that. //Ms. Burton walks over, lifts the pole Ms. Burton: You can't throw this?
#7199
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⚐ Report//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*
#7198
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⚐ ReportMs Rao: If you were thinking, "Why does that man have such a weird face?", that's because he's a camel.
#7197
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⚐ Report// Talking about sig figs and arithmetic Pham: No!! You never truncate!! If you truncate you cut your head off!!
#7196
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: You know what Poolesville High School is? Anyone ever hear of it? *students murmuring in agreement* Mr. Stein: It's like, in Pennsylvania. It's in Montgomery County, but it's SO far away...
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⚐ Report//pd 5 discrete Hadyn: What does a cow drink Nick: A cow drinks moo ... Nick: why am I alive
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⚐ Report//on the Block B group chat, getting nervous about chem hw deadlines Student: can Pham spend more time telling us things and less time roasting the TA
#7192
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⚐ ReportJessica: Oh! I have a class with Jesus! Daphne: ... who? Jessica *pointing at Simon*: Isn't his name Jesus? Debkanya: What? No, that's Simon! Jessica: Last year you said his name was Jesus. Debkanya: No... Jesus is another kid. Jessica: Oh. Later Jessica *sees Simon in hallway*: HI JESUS!
#7191
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⚐ ReportReynald: Do you know why I don't like communism? It makes game theory less interesting.
#7189
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⚐ Report//Kiddos playing melee Kramer: Are you guys literally playing Melee? Kramer: I thought this was a real class Nick: Do you play melee? Kramer: Do I play melee? I'm 25, I grew up on melee //Hands him a controller