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#6247

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Feb. 16, 2017, 6:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: It's horrible, it's terrible, it's... multivariable!

#6245

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Feb. 15, 2017, 2:27 p.m.

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//Pd 7 AP NSL, which is mostly magnet //Listening to a Radiolab podcast talking about the war on terrorism Podcast: ...Imagine its structure as a massive, secret Google Hangout /Entire class erupts into laughter and then tries to hush itself

#6244

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Feb. 14, 2017, 10:42 p.m.

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Schwartz is drawing 3d figures on the board Sherry: Why does that say Kanyezone? *Schwartz explains why his board always has Kanyezone written on it* Schwartz: Why? Did you think the figure was labeled Kanyezone? We can call it that if you want. *Schwartz goes back and changes all references to the figure to Kanyezone*

#6243

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Feb. 14, 2017, 7:14 p.m.

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Pham Block B Pham: If you're allergic to anything, you should not be in block B. Especially if you're allergic to me.

#6241

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Feb. 13, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

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//beginning of third period Discrete, when Rose just got to school Rose: So did anyone do anything exciting this weekend? Griffin: I took a nap. Rose: Nobody went to Bao Bao's goodbye party at the zoo?? Class: * confused * Rose: * lifts eyebrows of disappointment * Clearly, every single one of you needs to get your priorities straight.

#6240

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Feb. 13, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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Carl: Shiv, stop giving me your sweets! <Shiv hands Carl his fruit snacks> Carl: Hes like your mother, making you eat vegetables Dana: Oh no, sweets

#6239

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Feb. 9, 2017, 2 p.m.

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*watching Mr. Holt's Wankel Rotary engine inventor model in R&E Mr. Street: I wanna know what hallucinogens the guy that made this engine was on. He musta said, 'Sure, I could build abnormal engine... nah, screw that.'

#6237

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Feb. 8, 2017, 9:37 p.m.

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//Discussing metric prefixes in freshman physics block B Schafer: You can remember the metric prefixes like each generation of iPods. iPod nano... Student 1: iPod micro... Student 2: iPod pico... Schafer: iPod Planck Length.

#6236

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Feb. 8, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

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Street: When you are placing your trebuchets you don't just pick some random spot. You have to actually use the value from your STELLA model, not Some Wild Ass Guess. Hmm... what would that be... SWAG? Yes, there is no SWAG in science.

#6235

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Feb. 7, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//6th Period Analysis 1A, talking about limits Rose: So if I'm on a stage claiming the limit for this parabola, and someone in the crowd challenges me with an epsilon of 100, what do I say? Mindy: Fuck you.