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#6019

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Sept. 8, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.

Talking about the Belly of the Whale in Comparative Religion. #HeroesJourney

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#6018

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Sept. 7, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"

#6017

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Sept. 6, 2016, 9:52 p.m.

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(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...

#6016

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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Klein: "Wow them with your wisdom, blind them with your BS!"

Talking about english county exams

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#6015

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:41 p.m.

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//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"

9th pd class the Friday before Labor Day weekend

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#6014

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:28 p.m.

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//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D

#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

The best part was he answered immediately. Harambe is this macabre internet meme that peaked in the Summer of 2016, oh viewer from the 2020s. If you don't know what a meme is...

#6012

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Aug. 30, 2016, 6:57 p.m.

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//1st day of Period 4 AP NSL with Gabaree Gabaree: So did anything exciting happen to any of you over the summer? //Daniel Schaffer's hand shoots up. Gabaree: Yes? /Daniel mutters something quietly. Gabaree: What's that? Daniel (yelling): My pigeon laid eggs! Gabaree: ...

#6011

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Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.

#6010

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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//Period 7 Precal C Rose: It's kind of like I'm slipping smart pills into your diet. Harris: I'm pretty sure drugging people's food is illegal. Rose: Well it's like precal enhancing...education! Is that an acronym? Shwetha: Pee!