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⚐ Report\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.
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⚐ ReportStein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"
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⚐ Report(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...
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⚐ Report//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"
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⚐ Report//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D
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⚐ Report//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead
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⚐ Report//1st day of Period 4 AP NSL with Gabaree Gabaree: So did anything exciting happen to any of you over the summer? //Daniel Schaffer's hand shoots up. Gabaree: Yes? /Daniel mutters something quietly. Gabaree: What's that? Daniel (yelling): My pigeon laid eggs! Gabaree: ...
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⚐ Report//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.
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⚐ Report//Period 7 Precal C Rose: It's kind of like I'm slipping smart pills into your diet. Harris: I'm pretty sure drugging people's food is illegal. Rose: Well it's like precal enhancing...education! Is that an acronym? Shwetha: Pee!