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⚐ Report//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?
#5915
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⚐ ReportJosephine: You know how we have online Health because it's a BS class? *nods* Josephine: Well MIT has English as an online class.
#5914
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⚐ Report//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.
#5912
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⚐ Report//Robotics is fundraising; the donut boxes have 12 donuts each Fundraiser: A dollar for a donut! Steven: How much is a whole box? Fundraiser: 12 dollars. //Steven slams the table with his hand as hard as he can
#5910
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⚐ Report// Donut Day in Statistics Stein: We're going to select who gets donuts first by random number. Shyaer! Pick a random number from 1 to 5. Shyaer: 3. Stein: I said a random num-- Shyaer, go out into the hall. We need to have a talk. You get donuts last.
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⚐ Report// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.
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⚐ Report//Discrete, Noah Levine teaching knapsack problem while Rose is out. Noah: If I am packing a lunch for my child, clearly I do not have an infinite number of xylophones to maximize their vitamin D intake.