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#5608
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⚐ Report//Ms. Roberts imitating how we play our instruments Roberts: EERUUOOOOOUUUAAURREHGH...UOOEERRGGGHHHHORUEGH... (puts hand to throat) Excuse me.
#5607
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⚐ Report//Mr. Street spots people turning in late lab reports Street: The trash can is over there.
#5606
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⚐ Report// Street talks about cars Student: How does a car engine work? Street: Technical, or easy-to-understand? Students: Easy to understand Street: there are four steps: Suck,Squeeze, Bang, and Blow. You can interpret that in two ways...
#5604
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⚐ ReportBlock C R&E Class: // Mr Street is checking homework Student 1: Mr Street, I didn't get the assignment. Street: This is going to be a terrible excuse, but go ahead anyway. Student 1: I,uh, wasn't here yesterday. Street: You failed. Student 2: Uh, Mr Street, I lost my paper on the bus. Someone ripped it up! Street: I don't like you anymore.
#5603
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⚐ ReportM Fan: "Did you seriously just eat all the candy that I got for Halloween?" H Zheng: "I have a weakness for Twix bars and Korean violinists ;)"
#5602
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⚐ Report//Talking about a question on a multiple choice test where more than one answer was valid Pham: So, I accept either. Lawrence: You didn't accept it on my paper. Pham: That because I don't like you.
#5600
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⚐ Report//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger
#5598
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⚐ Report//Discussing center of mass and cutting baby watermelons in half Schafer: ...And then you cut it in half, like all baby things.
#5597
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⚐ ReportMath phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.
#5596
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⚐ ReportWerdann: You just manipulate that formula. Like your boyfriend. Just manipulate it to get what you want. Student: What? Werdann: Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't manipulate you.