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#5504

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May 29, 2015, 11:25 a.m.

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//Block A Chem Pham: You know what I teach you? Nothing!

After students just took an AP Chem Kinetics Test from learning at home.

pham, chem

#5502

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May 27, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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// Functions, the day after spring break, discussing the homework Rose: You guys probably all did this yesterday, so it should be fresh in your minds.

#5501

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May 27, 2015, 9:32 p.m.

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//Senora Cuadrado angrily holds out a paper for Sam to get Cuadrado: Here is the paper you left behind last class, because you leave behind everything! //pause Cuadrado: That is... how you say? FRYYYY!

#5500

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May 27, 2015, 9 p.m.

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//Pd, 9 Analysis 1A, trying to describe a certain solid of revolution Student: It looks like one of those dog cones. Rose: You're right. By the way, my parent's dog is wearing one of those. It just got dog surgery--which is, like, really expensive. I would have just moved on and gotten another dog. Class: What!? Rose: Seriously...it's like 10,000 dollars!

#5499

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May 27, 2015, 8:52 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.

#5498

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May 27, 2015, 1:19 p.m.

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(Mr Stein is turning on the Promethean Board) Stein: "Ethan Lott, will you turn off the refrigerator?" ... ... ... "Um, the, the, the lightswitch?"

#5497

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May 24, 2015, 9:53 p.m.

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// Spanish, talking about the environment Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground? Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.

#5496

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May 24, 2015, 9:51 p.m.

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// Block B Chem R&E Presentations Pham: By the way, guy, do not sleep during the presentations. It will be on the final exam. // Later, during presentation Pham: Mrs. Piper not here, by the way, where yo STELLA model? Group: We presented it... Pham: Oh...well I fell to sleep!

#5494

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May 22, 2015, 12:20 a.m.

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//Regarding students following the school clothes guidelines Cuadrado: I don't want to see the hair under the armpits of any boy. Student: What about a girl? (Class laughs a little) Cuadrado: (disturbed) ...Girls don't have it!

#5492

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May 21, 2015, 7:34 a.m.

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//While finishing the Sports Stat paper on the last day of class, Vijay is disagreeing about whether or not to include a particular variable in the analysis. //Bendeguz and Dennis are adamant about Vijay's opposition. Bendeguz: Vijay, a nation cannot be divided in times of war. Vijay: (pause) unless it's the civil war.