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#10595
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⚐ Report(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)
#10594
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⚐ Report//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned
#10592
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.
#10589
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⚐ Report//SRP pd.3 peer-edits bosse: ooh wait this isn't a terrible class bosse: oh I was looking at the wrong class . bosse: ...eugh yeah *grimace*
#10588
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⚐ ReportRose: I want someone to put a cookie in my hand within like a minute, what are the chances of this happening
#10586
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⚐ ReportDuval: What did you learn from this video? //class silent Duval: You learned nothing? You already knew everything in this video? Duval: I don't believe you, but cool. Duval: There are no normal people anyway. Duval: Is anyone here normal? //class silent Will: I'm normal! Duval: Just don't treat them differently from how you would other people. Duval: If you're a jerk to everyone, be a jerk to everyone? Duval: Is it okay to make a mistake? Katz: No. Duval: I'm sure you'd never make a mistake. Duval: I'm a Bio teacher. I can say "penis".