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#9488
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: This is like memorising your times tables when you were two years old ... or whenever you learned multiplication.
#9486
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⚐ Report// rao pd. 9 watching julius caesar on the promethean Rao: What do you think is with women in the play and getting on their knees Diego: No comment //does zipper motion over his mouth Natalia: That's foul!
#9483
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⚐ Reportanagha: if my daughter wanted to be christian, i would let her. karen: you're so … progressive
#9482
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⚐ Report// Talking about stop animation and biomolecules Colby: Then wouldn't they have to cut their arms off to make a child? Diego: Isn't that that like the birth of Jesus Christ? Duval: What? Diego: Isn't it like Eve and Adam in the garden?
#9481
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⚐ Report// Ask a biologist presentation, Colby just gave a presentation about a disease that causes constant diarrhea Duval: Imagine if you had a condition that caused that or took a drug with that side effect. Andy: Side effects may include nausea, headaches, vomiting- Duval: SUDDEN DEATH.
#9480
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⚐ Report// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*
#9479
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⚐ ReportGabaree: I need more pens but I don't have any because of the supply chain issues! Gabaree: You can just blame everything on the supply chain. Gabaree: Why were you late to school? Supply chain. Gabaree: Why'd you fail your test? Oh, you know, supply chain.
#9478
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⚐ Report//Two minutes after 9477 //Subayi takes out the students phone and starts playing the music, totally jamming to it, nodding his head and actually dancing. He plays it for like 30 seconds. Subayi: Turn that crap off!
#9477
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⚐ Report//This student always has his music playing really loudly through earbuds. Subayi asked him to stop like 5 minutes ago Subayi: You must really like this song, to be playing it so loudly. Turn it down. // 30 seconds later Subayi: [Student], I can still hear it. Turn it down. Student: But it's literally at the second lowest volume level. // Student turns it down again Subayi: Finally, I can't hear it anymore Other Student: I can still hear it // Another 30 seconds pass Subayi: I CAN STILL HEAR IT!!! // Student turns it down yet again Subayi: Thank god that awful noise is out of my ears now.