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#9258

1212

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:36 p.m.

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// Schwartz explaining Newton's method Schwartz: You have to HOPE HARDER! Schwartz: If you didn't get a root, you didn't hope hard enough!

#9257

1212

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Newton was an...odd guy. He wanted to lick someone's eyeball to know its taste and texture.

#9256

-111

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:03 p.m.

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// Online school and Piper's last year of teaching, almost all of us took ADSA to get away from Piper Piper: You thought you could escape me huh? I know what you guys are thinking. Muahahahahahaha!

#9255

1111

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:02 p.m.

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Duval: Do you think it would look good on a college transcript if you said you took "salt juice biology" in 12th grade?

#9254

1010

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:59 p.m.

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Duval: My son can sex a spider and a grasshopper! I know it sounds weird out of context.

#9253

1515

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:57 p.m.

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Street: I hope all of you are paying attention in class right now. Street: And not angrily ranting on reddit or making disparaging comments about other people's mothers on League of Legends.

#9252

39

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:54 p.m.

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// Online quizbowl practice, Schafer comes in Hammond: That is incorrect, neg 5. Schafer: Dammit

#9251

77

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:51 p.m.

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Duval: And this is where the plants do their spermy stuff.

#9250

-28

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:48 p.m.

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// When the precalc students are assigned with a crap load of work right before Halloween Rose: Deal with it.

#9249

-614

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:47 p.m.

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// Literally anytime anything happens during orchestra Roberts: EREWWAUGHUAGHUGHUGAHAGAHHHH