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#9195

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Oct. 6, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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Rose: Are you guys feeling good? Class: *silence* Rose: I'm feeling good! I don't need your feedback. Rose: *jumps*

#9194

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Oct. 6, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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Student: *answers Rose's question* Rose: *beatboxes for a solid 10-15 seconds* Rose: yeah that's fine actually

#9193

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Oct. 5, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

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Rose: Ghost polynomial long division doesn't actually exist. Rose: I keep trying to make a Wikipedia page for it and they keep removing it and saying, "That doesn't exist!"

#9192

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Oct. 5, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Lodal: Plan for today: first of all, sweat. We are going to sweat today.

#9190

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Sept. 28, 2021, 3:08 p.m.

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// In FOT class, tries to strip a wire Hari: "I am a pro stripper"

mod would like to add that they heard this joke about a dozen times when they took FOT

stripping, kaluta

#9189

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Sept. 28, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Duval: I'm allergic to rabbits. Diego: Why?

Diego was asking her if he could bring his pet rabbit to her class

diego, duval, bio

#9188

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Sept. 28, 2021, 11:46 a.m.

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Toby: Wait, Mr. Lodal, you believe in the vaccine? Lodal: Yeah Toby: How can you call yourself a science teacher???

#9185

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Sept. 23, 2021, 3:33 p.m.

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// in marine bio Hui: Damselfish are hard to kill. Also cheap. Pretty, cheap, and hard to kill. Hui, under his breath: Like me!

#9184

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Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone

#9183

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Sept. 17, 2021, 4:40 p.m.

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Lodal: You could just be the poop emoji! That's acceptable in this class! You can just be three poop emojis!