#8437

626

Dec. 19, 2019, 7:51 a.m.

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Sloe: oh there are people scared of me? Cool!

#8436

1135

Dec. 18, 2019, 3:09 p.m.

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Carlos: wait, gonorrhea doesn’t even seem that bad!

#8435

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about Orgo test Colin: Aaron, stop telling us you got one question wrong, I probably got one question RIGHT.

#8434

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#8433

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Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#8431

3848

Dec. 15, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.

#8430

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Dec. 14, 2019, 8:53 p.m.

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Charlotte: what if someone worked out their scalp and then they had a really buff scalp!

#8429

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Dec. 13, 2019, 1 p.m.

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Sam: Why are you studying biological DEFENSE methods for exploravision? Colin: Because the attacks are really bad! //a little farther down the conversation Colin: Organ harvesting isn’t biological warfare. Biological warfare is when you send a couple of your men over the walls and cause the Black Death! Sam: That’s a human rights violation, just like the rest of China!

#8428

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Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.

#8427

418

Dec. 12, 2019, 4:11 p.m.

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Nicole: Damp towel! Don't put out the party fire.