#4314

1222

Nov. 19, 2012, 9:50 p.m.

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Horne: Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue. //He later attributed this to a fellow Blair coach

#4313

06

Nov. 19, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: I like being at home Isaac Jiffar: Well some say that home is where the heart is. Conor Brennan: Exactly, in fact that's where I keep all my organs.

#4311

44

Nov. 19, 2012, 9:51 a.m.

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//Discussing dairy after eating ice cream Jeremy: Whole milk isn't even good enough, I'd like to just breast feed off of a cow.

#4309

1919

Nov. 16, 2012, 9:53 a.m.

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//While playing Jeopardy in NSL Ms. Diaz: I am going to take 6 points away from you as a penalty. //She changes a 6 to a -6 Bendeguz: But that's a penalty of 12... Ms. Diaz: Oh so you want more points off? //She changes the -6 to a -12

#4308

99

Nov. 15, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Anderson: So just write down whatever Bigger ate in this section. Student 1 (whispering): Bigger had sex with Bessie.. does that mean he ate.. Student 2: Just shut up.

#4307

6086

Nov. 15, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Giles: When I was watching the movie, I actually paused the movie to crank out the limit. Turns out Mean Girls was right. The limit does not exist. Student: So you paused the movie, so you must have the DVD! Giles: Damn right, that movie is great. //Later Giles: Lindsey Lohan is great at math.

#4305

1521

Nov. 14, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.

#4304

77

Nov. 14, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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//AP World, class is watching a video about the rise of Islam //Video shows a row of fountains John: Wait, how did they power those fountains? Sankar: Lines of little men, under the ground.

#4303

1010

Nov. 14, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

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// Analyzing portrayals of Helen in English Klein: So I am going to ask for a higher level of maturity... And for the boys to keep their hands above the desk.

#4302

3442

Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?