#4189

715

Sept. 7, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

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//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die.  M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...

#4188

1016

Sept. 6, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?

#4187

22

Sept. 6, 2012, 7:15 p.m.

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//Ms. Edwards comes into Mr. Horne's AP Lang class, and sees some of her former students Ms. Edwards: (to Neil Dalal) Wow, you have even more of a baby face now than in 9th grade!

#4186

1616

Sept. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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Whitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!

#4185

-13

Sept. 4, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//Discussing roller coasters Hinkle: And then there are those, where, when you get off, you're just like, "I think I'm dead..."

#4184

1414

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?

#4183

1616

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

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//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.

#4182

28

Sept. 4, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

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Bosse: Guys! Calm down! The girls and Albert are trying to work.

#4181

55

Sept. 2, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

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//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.

#4180

15

Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.