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#3706

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Oct. 25, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

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Pham: I need to get all grading done by Thursday. 'Cause you know why? I go to Florida this weekend! They have party there!

#3705

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Oct. 25, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

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Lodal: So I would describe myself as the beta-male type. I would do confrontations, but not, like, the face-to-face kind.

#3703

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Raanan (when hyper): (flapping arms) I'M A PENGUIN! //later Micheal Ekstrom: When you flap your arms you look like a penguin....on crack

#3702

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: Do you have Clay? (referring to Mr. Clay) Braiden and Arun, in unison: Why would we have clay?

They interpreted "Clay" to mean dirt, not the teacher.

#3701

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Oct. 24, 2011, 9:38 p.m.

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//Getting reading to review for a test in Freshmen Physics. Schafer is splitting the class into groups to go over the review packet. Schafer: Ok guys, we're going to spread out the welfare, smartness, etc. Everyone: YOU COMMUNIST!

Freshmen Physics, Block B

schafer

#3699

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Oct. 24, 2011, 6:18 a.m.

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Lodal: So, I identify as a nerd...

An introduction about seeing other people who were much nerdier than he is

ess, lodol

#3696

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Oct. 20, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.

#3695

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Oct. 20, 2011, 5:18 p.m.

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Mr. Goldburg: Today we'll start off class with a surprise. Student: The quiz! Mr. Goldburg: Actually the surprise is that there ISN'T a quiz today! Students: What?! Mr. Goldburg: SIKE! I just re-suprised you. We will have a quiz today. Swag-daddy strikes again!

#3694

1414

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!

#3693

1010

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?