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#3527
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⚐ ReportStein: Victor, when did you take Algebra I? Victor: Sixth grade. Stein: Alright, so when you were taking Algebra I in pre-school...
#3526
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⚐ Report// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.
#3525
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⚐ ReportStein: I used to have this "Thinker Doll" made of porcelain. One day, in a parent-teacher-student conference, the kid got so mad, he started yelling, "I hate you and the Thinker Doll!" Then, he smashed it on the ground. And I was like, NOOOOOOO! That was the end of Thinker Doll. Class: What's the kid's name? Stein: I dunno. Class: Where's he now? Stein: Probably in prison.
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⚐ Report//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: The way new things are discovered in math is people just do stuff, and see if it works. That's how the complex numbers were discovered. Someone was just doing some stuff, and it worked out.