#3083

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March 14, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Anderson: Now read at, "I often ask myself..." Students: Self. Anderson: Yes, don't forget to say 'self.' You don't want to go through your day without repeating it like a babbling idiot.

#3082

1212

March 14, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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//going over hw in Analysis 1A Rose: Did you do your homework? What did you get for this one? I got 4/5. Student: I got 8/5... Rose: Who's right; me or you? Student: Umm... Rose: Eva, what'd you get? Eva: ...4/5. Rose: Eva has pies. She's right.

#3081

55

March 14, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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//at math help w/ Rose Student: Yeah, I hate goldfish. (looks at Rose for reaction) Rose: What? Student: I just thought you might get angry that I said that! Rose: You kidding me? That just means more goldfish in this world for me!!

#3080

55

March 14, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//Stein bursts into Magnet Geometry room after barely getting hit w/pie at lunch Stein: Good thing the kids have bad aim!!

#3079

2830

March 14, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.

#3078

123

March 13, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Donaldson: So here we have CJ standing on the soccer field. The sun is on this side and the clouds are over here. Any questions? Theresa: Can we make it a track instead of a soccer field, since track is a real sport?

#3077

57

March 13, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//during a driving class, talking about the dangers of trains Instructor: ...so he stepped back onto the track without looking, and what he didn't notice is that there was a train coming up right behind him. (pause) Kid: He's maaaaaad. Instructor: No, he's dead.

#3076

46

March 13, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Teacher: I believe in the every-other-child-left-behind policy. Not everyone can pass. Someone's gotta fail.

#3075

1010

March 12, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Doyung moving arms like a robot Gross: What are you doing? Doyung: Pretending to be a robot. Gross: Oh that's a normal answer. What are you doing? Pretending to be a robot! //Ms. Gross begins to move arms like a robot Doyung: What are you doing? Gross: Pretending to be a teacher.

#3074

44

March 12, 2011, 11:13 p.m.

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Bosse: This class broke the record for number of retakes. [calls out names, hands out tests] They must have no lives.