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#3049
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⚐ ReportAngelina: Eww, that's wrong. Carol: How is that wrong? Saurav: Because the Sun God will come and eat you.
#3047
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⚐ Report//about how Chris can be somewhat intelligent, contrary to popular belief, especially when building trebuchets Sankar: So Chris is good at building, and he's pretty smart overall. //following the compliment, Chris smiles, then walks straight into a recycle bin Sankar: ...most of the time.
#3046
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⚐ Report//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?
#3045
1414
⚐ Report//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho! YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it. I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that. However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.
#3044
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⚐ ReportStudent: Everyone in the class laughs at my jokes, they're all my fans! Whitacre: You don't have fans, you have spectators.
#3043
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⚐ Report//R&E freshmen Student 1: You know if you use a clamp, hammering that would be a lot easier. Student 2: [frustrated] CLAMPS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
#3042
1515
⚐ Report//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.
#3041
13
⚐ Report//during quantum Schafer: So all this matter can be expressed as waves! But if I look over at Ittai, I don't see any waves! Danderson: *puts hands together, does wave motion*
#3040
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group? Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!
#3039
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I don't see why this is an issue! Puzzlepalooza has HUGE prizes! How big are they? Class: HUGE! Schafer: Exactly! The study hall doesn't even have prizes! Who here said they didn't want to do Puzzlepalooza again? (no one raises their hand) Wait, am I thinking of the other class?