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#3049

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March 8, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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Angelina: Eww, that's wrong. Carol: How is that wrong? Saurav: Because the Sun God will come and eat you.

#3047

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March 7, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//about how Chris can be somewhat intelligent, contrary to popular belief, especially when building trebuchets Sankar: So Chris is good at building, and he's pretty smart overall. //following the compliment, Chris smiles, then walks straight into a recycle bin Sankar: ...most of the time.

#3046

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March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?

#3045

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March 7, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho!  YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it.  I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that.  However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.

#3044

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March 7, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Student: Everyone in the class laughs at my jokes, they're all my fans! Whitacre: You don't have fans, you have spectators.

#3043

2222

March 7, 2011, 6:28 p.m.

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//R&E freshmen Student 1: You know if you use a clamp, hammering that would be a lot easier. Student 2: [frustrated] CLAMPS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

#3042

1515

March 7, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.

#3041

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March 7, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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//during quantum Schafer: So all this matter can be expressed as waves!  But if I look over at Ittai, I don't see any waves! Danderson: *puts hands together, does wave motion*

#3040

11

March 6, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group?  Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!

#3039

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March 6, 2011, 10:47 p.m.

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Schafer: I don't see why this is an issue!  Puzzlepalooza has HUGE prizes!  How big are they? Class: HUGE! Schafer: Exactly!  The study hall doesn't even have prizes!  Who here said they didn't want to do Puzzlepalooza again? (no one raises their hand) Wait, am I thinking of the other class?